【美帝键盘侠】乐福在姚明面前像个弟弟|球迷思念姚明

2018-08-12 20:48:00 我乐直播 www.wolezhibo.com

[Kevin Love] Love standing next to Yao Ming.

乐福与姚明同框。

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[–]100ProofBlood 2426 指標 1 天前

5'11" vs 6'0"

一米八和一米八三的差距感觉就有这么大。

[–]Trail Blazersmatrixreloaded 668 指標 1 天前

Reality v Tinder

开拓者球迷：现实与Tinder之间的差距就是这么大。

注：Tinder是美国的一款陌生人社交软件，有人说探探的模式在一定程度上借鉴了Tinder。

[–]klawhileonard 59 指標 1 天前

1.79m vs 1.8m

这就是一米七九和一米八的差距。

[–]JustANotchAboveToby 63 指標 1 天前

Would the average tinder girl go with 5'9 and good looking or 6'2+ but not so good looking

你们说Tinder上平均水准上的女孩是愿意和一个一米七五的帅哥出去约会还是和一个一米九但相貌平平的人出去约会呢？

[–]Psychic_rock 231 指標 1 天前

Judging by the demographics survey, this is the wrong sub for that question.

咱们的人口普查报告不是出来了嘛？你特么问错地方了。

注：此前Reddit的NBA版块做过一次人口普查，该版块的女性不足5%。

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingramfriskydongo 23 指標 1 天前

Bruh we're all 5'9 and not so good looking so we're not the best to ask lol.

湖人球迷：尽管我们都是一米七五，但是我们长得不咋样啊，我想这个题目超纲了。

[–]NBAMygaffer 103 指標 1 天前

My dad has a weird version of this, where's actually a 6 footer (a little taller actually) but he would say he was 6'2", and then it became 6'3".

Then I'd stand next to him and say, "well how come I'm barely 6'1" and just a smidge taller than you?

"Oh no, you must be 6'3.5".

我老爹在这方面非常奇怪，他大概也就一米八三（可能要高一点吧），但是他一直说自己一米八八，然后就莫名其妙变成一米九了。

然后有一天我和他背靠背站在一起说了一句：“我知道自己不过一米八五”，为啥我比一米九得要高呢？

“不可能的，你应该一米九一。”

[–][PHO] Dick Van Arsdaletheangrylobster 268 指標 1 天前

As a 5'11 (actually 5'10) guy this triggered me.

76人球迷：作为一名一米八（实际上一米七八）的孩子来说，这些言论有些伤害到我了。

[–][MIN] Jimmy ButlerRev4890 310 指標 1 天前

how’s life being 5’8.5”

森林狼球迷：别装了，我知道你才一米七三出头。

[–][PHO] Dick Van Arsdaletheangrylobster 125 指標 1 天前

I'm 5'10 with heels

76人球迷：老哥穿了高跟鞋懂不？

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[–]EzeDoes_It 639 指標 1 天前

I miss Yao so much :( always had hope he'd come out of retirement but it's probably too late for that now.

我太想念姚明了:(，我真的一直希望他能够复出的，但是好像现在已经为时已晚了。

[–]NBAdchaid 457 指標 1 天前

He had way too many different foot injuries for that to ever be possible. I wish we had more Yao during his prime. Him coming in to the league was so fun.

复出应该是不存在的，他脚上的伤病太多了，我希望我们能在他的巅峰期多欣赏欣赏他的表演，他来联盟的经历实在是太有趣了。

[–]Celticsasdfasfhsdfgh 333 指標 1 天前

Yao basically sold away his health in order to play basketball nonstop for 10 years.

凯尔特人球迷：姚明基本上是透支了自己的健康换来了十年无间断的职业生涯。

[–]Celticsnot_Brendan 172 指標 1 天前

Playing for China nationally many a year during summers, when most players train and recover their bodies from a grueling NBA season, really did it. He also played 5 years of Chinese pro ball for the Sharks before the NBA. Granted, those are like college length seasons, but still.

凯尔特人球迷：在大多数球员利用NBA休赛期训练以及恢复身体的时候，姚明还在为国出战，这很伤。而且他还在登录NBA之前为上海大鲨鱼打了五年中国职业篮球，尽管CBA的赛程长短和大学差不多，但是对身体也是一种损耗。

[–]RaptorsKluey 144 指標 1 天前

Being 300+ lbs and 7' 7" or whatever he is probably didn't help either.

Bigs (especially extremely big bigs) will get injured inevitably.

猛龙球迷：一百三十多公斤的体重以及两米三的个子……也是很伤的。

大个子（尤其是巨型中锋）受伤是不可避免的。

[–]Raptorssixfoh 342 指標 1 天前

Yao gave everything he had to basketball, both in the NBA and in China.

Ended up being his downfall, those feet couldn't support the godlike skills of Yao Ming.

猛龙球迷：无论是NBA和中国，他都付出了一切。

而这种奉献精神最终也成为了姚明的绊脚石，他的脚承受不住逆天的技巧。

[–]flower-boy-memes 114 指標 1 天前

It’s crazy that Yao played in tournaments that didn’t even matter that much for China. Commendable of him though.

最疯狂的莫过于姚明要打那些无关紧要的锦标赛，这件事情本身还是值得称赞的。

[–]BullsDunlocke 197 指標 1 天前

Made about 100 mil in the NBA, and it's not like he baked his brain like those NFL boys. Worth it.

公牛球迷：姚明在NBA挣了一亿美金，他也没有像NFL那些家伙一样撞坏脑袋，所以还是很值吧。

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[–]Rocketsis_a_socialist 352 指標 1 天前

Damn. I hadn’t seen a super recent picture of Yao Ming, but the dude looks pretty good. I know he’s really not that old, but still. Usually dudes his size get super fat or look way older than they should when they’ve been out of the league as long as he has. Maybe he got a little extra junk in the trunk, but who doesn’t like that anyway?

火箭球迷：该死，我最近都没咋看过姚明的照片了，但是这家伙看起来不错啊。我知道他没那么老，但是年龄也渐长了。不过那些大个子通常在变老离开联盟之后都会发福得很厉害不是吗？可能他的大腿上长了不少赘肉，但是大腿上这些肉大家都很喜欢啊。

[–]Hornetspangzineng 229 指標 1 天前*

He has lost some weights recently.

There was a time when he was seriously out of control, even Shaq looked like the "after weight lost" comparison in commercial standing next to him. There was a report last year, with Yao's wife said he was close to 200kg (440 lb) due to the pressure as the new president of Chinese Basketball Association.

Edit: to put it into perspective, average weight for NBA players last season was 218 lb, so Yao was heavier than two of those last year.

黄蜂球迷：他最近减了点肥。

有一段时间他真的是彻底放飞了自我了，即使沙克在他面前也像刚刚减肥完的样子，这是去年的报道，根据姚明的妻子所说由于刚刚当上CBA总裁，他的压力曾经让他的体重飙升到200公斤（440磅）

编辑：为了让你们更好理解，上赛季NBA球员的平均体重为218磅，所以姚明最重的时候抵得上两个NBA球员。

[–]Rocketsis_a_socialist 102 指標 1 天前

Dang. I’m glad he’s looking better and healthier now.

火箭球迷：看到他更好和更健康的样子，我真的很开心。

[–]RocketsBZ-B 71 指標 1 天前

Fairly recent video of Yao in the wild with Bear Grylls. Pretty funny.

火箭球迷：最近的一个姚明和贝爷一起荒野求生视频贼搞笑。

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[–]BullsJustinTimberlakeFTW 185 指標 1 天前

It's not just his height, Yao Ming's head is so fucking big too. My mans looking like an Easter Island head got surgically attached to his body.

公牛球迷：不仅仅是他的身高，姚明的头也贼大，就像是把复活节石像上的头部摁在了他的身体上了。

[–][HOU] Chris Paulclutch-city2k15 120 指標 1 天前

Kevin doesn't look nearly as small as other players do compared to Yao.

火箭球迷：乐福看起来也没有其他球员在姚明身边那般小鸟依人啊。

[–]RocketsTheProfessxr 87 指標 1 天前

I saw Yao at the airport once, I'm 6'5" and it was still jarring how tall he was. Wish he could have played longer.

火箭球迷：我曾经在机场见过姚明，我已经有一米九了，看起来还是像个弟弟，我真的希望他能打得更久一点。

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