【键盘侠】LBJ生涯至今场外零丑闻|其实人人都是“詹性恋”？
2019-08-17 16:09:32 我乐直播 www.wolezhibo.com
It is crazy that LeBron has had zero off court scandals in his career.
詹姆斯出道至今场外零丑闻，这太不可思议了。
Everyone from Michael to Kobe to Magic to Allen Iverson and most other big names prior to him have had some kind of off court issue.
Whether it's gambling or domestic violence or sexual assault or even INFIDELITY, players names always come up in something.
LeBron has been in the NBA since 18 and hasn't even been accused of cheating.
詹姆斯之前，从乔丹、魔术师到科比、艾弗森，以及大多数其他的大牌球星，他们或多或少都有些场外的麻烦。
不论是赌博、家暴、性侵或者甚至是出轨，大牌球星们总能沾点边。
詹姆斯从18岁起就进入了NBA，甚至连婚姻不忠的指控都没有。
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[–][DAL] Luka Doncic NBAnew 112 points 20 hours ago
yet still managed to become the most hated player in the league after the Decision until he won a ring for Cleveland.
独行侠球迷：可他在“决定一”过后，一度还是成了联盟最遭人厌的球员，直到他为克利夫兰赢得一枚戒指才好转。
[–]bokeh 150 points 20 hours ago
Villain LeBron was honestly one of the best things to happen in sports in the past decade. He embraced the role so well. EVERYONE was going against him, it was just so exciting
说真的，“恶人詹”是过去这十年体育界发生过的最美妙的事情之一。他恰到好处地迎合了这个角色。当时人人都针对他，那真是太让人兴奋了。
[–]Mavericks DirkDirkDirkDirkDirk 29 points 15 hours ago
Yep. I lived on the east coast during the 2011 finals, watched games 3-6 with about 20 people, and every single one of them acted like Mavs fanatics because they wanted to see Lebron fail so much.
独行侠球迷：是的，2011年总决赛那会儿我住在东海岸，和大概20来人一起看了G3到G6的比赛，他们每个人都像是独行侠铁粉一样，因为他们很想看到詹姆斯失败。
[–]Wizards MoreSpikes 9 points 14 hours ago
Actually I'm still a bit of a Mavs fan residually from that finals. G4 was the all-time high water mark for LeBron haters.
奇才球迷：讲真，就因为那年总决赛的情怀残留，我至今还有点喜欢独行侠。那年的G4是詹黑的全盛时期。
[–]ItsGmanFool 1573 points 13 hours ago
Yea the only scandals I heard of was his hairline, taco Tuesday, and going to his sons games. Sounds like an alright guy to me
嗯，我听过的老詹的场外新闻只有发际线、 taco Tuesday，还有去看他儿子的比赛。我觉得他还挺不错的。
[–]radioaktvt 148 points 13 hours ago
His taco Tuesday posts are the most wholesome thing I’ve seen. Love how the whole family gets into it.
他那些taco Tuesday的视频是我见过的最有益身心的网络内容。很喜欢他们一家人其乐融融的样子。
[–]Warriors Jmickdizzle 365 points 9 hours ago
And he showed his penis on TV but that’s not really his bad
勇士球迷：老詹还在电视直播中（不小心）露下体（2015年总决赛第4场），不过那其实也不是他的错。
[–]Rockets A_Rolling_Baneling 36 points 8 hours ago
Tbh most the guys here probably loved that shit.
火箭球迷：有一说一，这个专区里的大多数人或许很喜欢那档子事儿。
[–]Hoooogie 37 points 6 hours ago
Tbh its my lock screen picture.
有一说一，那是我的锁屏图像。
[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzki Mysteriagant 435 points 8 hours ago
Not scandalous, just being generous to bronsexuals
独行侠球迷：那也不是啥丑闻，那是他给“詹性恋”们的福利。
[–]Kings thenudelman 55 points 7 hours ago
We're all Bronsexual inside, some people chose to embrace that truth and some choose to hide it like a receding hairline behind a headband
国王球迷：咱们内心深处都是詹性恋，有些人选择坦然面对，有些人选择隐蔽，就像用发带藏住发际线一样。
[–]NBA tdotRuk 24 points 5 hours ago
If you don't like being a Bronsexual, u don't like NBA basketball.
如果你不喜欢自己詹性恋的身份，那你就不喜欢NBA。
[–]ontimenow 92 points 3 hours ago
I first saw that on Instagram. One of the comments said something like "Fuck off to the people who say his dick is small. That is not small considering he played 42 minutes tonight and all his blood are in his muscles. You people probably never even played sports."
Like damn that's really taking the term bronsexual to another level.
我最初看到那个图片是在ins上。有个评论好像是说“那些说他鸡鸡小的人都滚犊子吧。那不是小，毕竟他今晚打了42分钟，他全身的血液都进了肌肉里啊。你们这些人怕是从没有过体育运动吧。”
真特么搞，那货还真把詹性恋这个词上升到了另一个高度。
[–]Knicks Adri_ann 176 points 20 hours ago
Didn’t he try to slide in a Insta models dm’s lol. I’m probably gonna get bashed for this, but it’s likely he’s cheated on his wife but he’s kept it under wraps.
尼克斯球迷：他之前不是还试图在INS上约一个嫩模来着吗？哈哈。或许我这话会被你们喷，可是他很可能出轨了，只是他保密工作做得好罢了。
[–]Celtics Heaven_Of_Heck 59 points 9 hours ago
He did DM rachel bush, a 18 year old model, a few years ago, while married with kids.
And he will DM a star chasing 18 year old.....he fucked 2000 road broads
几年前詹姆斯确实给一个叫rachel bush的模特发过私信（2016年）。
[–]Bucks iFinesseThePlug 143 points 19 hours ago
Lol not sure about anything else, but that model's dms were insanely fake
雄鹿球迷：哈哈哈哈，其他的我不肯定，可是那个嫩模的私信截图也是假的可以。
[–]Cavaliers JesusShuttlesworth96 52 points 19 hours ago
That was fake
骑士球迷：那就是假的啊
[–]Lakers yenzy 104 points 9 hours ago
iirc he didn’t say anything too scandalous but wasn’t there a screenshot once of him liking a booty pic of some IG model while he was on his “zero dark thirty” social media blackout? I remember it being hilarious cus in the screenshot you see his display pic of his two young kids
湖人球迷：要是我没记错的话，那次他也没说啥骚话。可是好像当时是有一张他点赞一名女子（Josett Latrice）翘臀照的截图吧，当时他可是处在个人的社交网络禁闭期（2015年季后赛期间）。我记得那次还是蛮逗的，因为那个截屏里你能看到詹姆斯的头像还是他两个孩子的照片。
[–]Dazegobye 13 points 8 hours ago
But tbf, that IS a perfect booty.
不过实事求是啊，那个妹子的屁股简直完美啊。
[–][UTA] Andrei Kirilenkoastruggleitself 52 points 9 hours ago
Plot twist: Bronny was using his dads insta the whole time
爵士球迷：情节反转：其实一直都是布朗尼在用他爸的ins。
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[–]jikae 138 points 9 hours ago
Which is funny because his career started off with one (the Hummer H2 scandal in high school).
这就有意思了，因为詹姆斯职业生涯还没开始的时候就有过这么一出（高中时期的悍马H2风波）。（詹姆斯18岁生日时，他的母亲送给他一辆悍马H2作为礼物，不过当时引起非常大的风波，毕竟他的母亲收入不高，为此有调查人士专门就詹姆斯是否非法收益而展开调查）
[–]YOU_PM_ME_BOOBS 32 points 7 hours ago
and the free jerseys he got.
还有他得到的那两件免费球衣。（詹姆斯高中期间获赠两件复古球衣，因违反竞技委员会的有关条例差点被禁赛两场）
[–]Hornets jdct3178 77 points 7 hours ago
OP isn’t old enough to remember that.
黄蜂球迷：楼主还小啊，怕是不记得这些陈年往事了。
[–]Kings StarWarsMonopoly 44 points 6 hours ago
They aren't even old enough to remember him strong arming those tapes of Jordan Crawford dunking on him when Crawford was in High School and pretending like he didn't do it.
国王球迷：他当初被还在高中（实际是大二）的乔丹-克劳福德隔扣，然后利用个人影响力没收了录像带，很多人年纪小到记不得这事儿，而且还装作克劳福德没隔扣过詹姆斯。
[–]Spurs ApplecakesMcGee[] 666 points 10 hours ago
Well he called the president a bum and he still hasn’t shut up and dribbled. Seems pretty scandalous to Fox News.
马刺球迷：行吧，他还骂总统笨蛋呢，而且现在都还没能闭嘴好好打球（福克斯主播Laura Ingraham曾在节目中指责詹姆斯和杜兰特，称其应该闭嘴好好打球别谈政治）。这在福克斯新闻看来就算是很大的丑闻咯。
[–]Clippers cata1yst622 91 points 9 hours ago
The way I wipe my ass is scandalous to Fox news. Probably because my poop is brown
快船球迷：对于福克斯新闻来说，我擦屁股的方式都是丑闻。也许是因为我的屎是棕色的。
[–][CHA] Robert Parish Bignova 466 points 10 hours ago
The President should stop being a bum problem solved lol
公牛球迷：总统应该别再那么蠢了啊，那问题不就解决了嘛，哈哈哈
[–]NorthwestDiecast 171 points 9 hours ago
Bum-ass President tbh
说真的，总统就是个二货
[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzki Mysteriagant 86 points 9 hours ago
Not my President tbh
Fuck Trump
独行侠球迷：说真的，他不是我的总统
特朗普沙雕。
[–][BOS] Paul Pierce -bluemonster 618 points 19 hours ago
Delonte West fucked his mom
凯尔特人球迷：德隆蒂-韦斯特睡了詹姆斯他妈吧
[–]Trail Blazers Arminius84 27 points 15 hours ago
There’s literally no evidence of this happening outside of a chain email. Y’all are so gullible lmao
开拓者球迷：那事儿除了那个爆料的EMAIL，压根就没啥确凿的证据。你们这些人听风就是雨，笑死老子了
[–]Supersonics seahawksfan123[ ] 71 points 16 hours ago
Who even started this rumor? It's become something that people repeat so much that everyone just accepts it as the truth
超音速球迷：这个谣言是谁传出来的？传的人多了，然后大家就觉得这是事实了。
[–]Cavaliers sock-nose 14 points 14 hours ago
I don't think anyone actually believes it, people just think it's funny.
骑士球迷：我觉得没人真正相信这事儿，大家只是觉得好玩。
[–][BOS] Rajon Rondo AKA-Doom 118 points 16 hours ago
You dont know who he is off the court. He could be a total a**hole. All you know about LeBron is what he has sold you. What he has programmed into the social media accounts that he pays someone else to run for him. He certainly has more than enough money to make problems go away. It's dangerous to make the super rich and famous into our "friends".
凯尔特人球迷：咱们都不知道詹姆斯场外到底是个怎样的人。也许他是个彻头彻尾的混蛋呢。你们所了解的詹姆斯都是他向你们兜售的形象，还有那些他在社媒上雇人运营的账号内容。他那雄厚的财力肯定是足以让他摆平问题的。把那些巨富或者是名人当做是自己的“朋友”，这是很危险的。
[–][NYK] Ron Baker Prideofmexico 13 points 13 hours ago
He could also be a good dude
尼克斯球迷：也许他是个好人呢。
[–]OH-NO-DADS-HOME 17 points 17 hours ago
that we know about. nike's PR team won't let anything slip.
没有丑闻的詹姆斯仅仅是我们所了解的一面。耐克的公关团队不会让任何丑闻曝光的。
[–]76ers alcohol_monk 21 points 13 hours ago
If you think Lebron has only been with his wife since 2004 you're insane lol
76人球迷：要是你真觉得詹姆斯从2004年到现在只有他老婆一个女人，那你就傻了，哈哈哈
[–]YareSekiro 23 points 15 hours ago
I remember a story of him, Melo and Wade going to a brothel or a "massage parlor" in Macau or something in 2008.
我记得有这么个故事，2008年那会儿，他和甜瓜、韦德在澳门的时候去了妓院还是按摩店之类的地方。
[–]Lakers iSe4n 22 points 11 hours ago
LeBron def cheated lmao he's just good at hiding it
People thought Tiger Woods was a saint until....
湖人球迷：詹姆斯肯定是出过轨的，只是他善于遮掩罢了，哈哈哈
伍兹偷腥门曝光之前，大家还都以为他是个圣人呢……
[–]mems1224 70 points 20 hours ago
I'm sure he's cheated on his wife plenty
我确信他背叛过自己的妻子好多次。
[–]Raptors LaFlame_Pablo[ ] 33 points 19 hours ago
Wow you have no proof but you're accusing him of that? Cold world man.
猛龙球迷：哟，你们没有任何证据都没，就在这儿瞎指控？这个世界真是冰冷。
[–]VishnuPradeet 112 points 19 hours ago
Unless a reputable/legitimate source proves it, I will assume that he has been faithful.
除非有确凿的证据，不然我就觉得詹姆斯一直都忠于他老婆。
[–]Clippers mcdiego 231 points 20 hours ago
Anyone who has been around the Miami social scene knows that Lebron is not as squeaky clean as he’s portrayed. He’s still a great ambassador for the game and a better guy than most in the league, but not without his vices.
任何活跃在迈阿密社交圈子的人都知道詹姆斯没有他所刻画的那么清白。他仍然是NBA杰出的形象大使，品行也比联盟大多数人都要好，但他也不是没有不端行为。
[–]Clippers tylerjehills 22 points 15 hours ago
The amount of NBA players who never once cheated on their wives has to be especially small.
快船球迷：那些从未出过轨的NBA球员的数量肯定很小。
[–]Timberwolves SammySoapsuds 26 points 12 hours ago
I'd be shocked if Steph has, honestly. I obviously don't know the dude but it really seems inconsistent with his off-court image.
森林狼球迷：说真的哈，要是库里被爆出来啥那我怕是会很震惊。很显然，我不了解他，但他场外形象一直都是很正面的。
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[–]Celtics Celtics_Forever 392 points 15 hours ago
It's also because there are people with a lot of power looking out for him and his reputation. The same people who tried to get a video of him being dunked on hidden.
凯尔特人球迷：老詹零绯闻也是因为有专业团队在帮他打理这一切，维护他的名誉。之前也是这帮人把詹姆斯当年被隔扣的视频给处理了。
[–]yoyowatup 56 points 13 hours ago
Come on though, he’s great off court. If he ever did something serious it would no doubt come to light.
行了啊，场下的詹姆斯还是很棒的。要是他真做了什么过分的事，那以后肯定也会被曝光的。
[–]Celtics Dweeblin 332 points 15 hours ago*
Wait until the PED scandal happens 2 years after he retires.
凯尔特人球迷：那咱就等着他退役两年后爆出的PED(增强运动表现力药物)丑闻呗。
[–]Spurs nothankyou4321 30 points 9 hours ago
Will never happen. The nba will sweep it under the rug.
马刺球迷：这事儿不存在的。联盟会摆平一切的。
[–]bsd_23722 43 points 10 hours ago
Even if he is, Silver is never letting that shit get out. That would tarnish the leagues image so bad..If he is going to turn a blind eye to HGH, it's going to be for LeBron
即便他真有这事儿，萧华也绝不会让人走露风声的。不然就会玷污联盟的形象……如果萧华真要对生长激素这事儿睁一只眼闭一只眼，那也是对詹姆斯。
[–]76ers BudotsKing 3 points 9 hours ago
No one will give a shit really. Everybody knows athletes that are getting paid MILLIONS are taking PEDs and it might as well be a given.
76人球迷：还真没人在乎这些。大家都知道那些拿着大钱的运动员都会服用PED，或许这都是默认的。
[–]Bulls jayjude 211 points 10 hours ago
Yeah he's probably on HGH like basically every professional athlete is and who really gives a shit honestly
公牛球迷：是的，也许老詹和每个职业运动员一样都在打生长激素，可是说真的，谁还在乎这啊
[–]Magic shiggidyschwag 92 points 10 hours ago
LeBron himself did in 2009. Smear job on my boys for cancelling the LeBron Kobe finals that everyone outside Orlando wanted to see
魔术球迷：老詹2009年就打了。当年除了奥兰多，其他人都希望在总决赛里看到科比詹姆斯相遇，但是我们魔术那帮小子坏了好事，干得漂亮啊！
[–]Jazz BJ_Fantasy_Podcast 56 points 10 hours ago
I would definitely take HGH if it meant a more likely chance of getting another 5 years worth of NBA contracts.
爵士球迷：如果打生长激素意味着拿一份五年NBA长约的机会更大，那换我我也愿意啊。
[–]Spurs doompope 40 points 15 hours ago
its actually not that crazy like i don't think 95% of the nba has had off court scandals ...
like does tim duncan suing his agent for stealing from him count as an off court scandal? i don't think it does
马刺球迷：其实老詹没绯闻这事儿也没那么可大惊小怪的，我就不认为NBA里有95%的人有过场外丑闻……
就好比说邓肯之前起诉经纪人诈骗，难道这是邓肯的丑闻吗？我觉得不是吧。
[–]76ers thejackel225 12 points 13 hours ago
95% of the NBA might not, but most boys who are treated as gods from the time they're 15 manage to do something stupid at some point in their lives
76人球迷：或许95%的NBA球员没啥丑闻，可是大多数从15岁起就被大家追捧的那些球星到了生命中的某个节点，就会作死做些蠢事。
[–]Spurs Thehelloman0 28 points 14 hours ago
Tony sexting Brent Barry's wife. Manu is flawless though.
马刺球迷：帕克就与布伦特-巴里的妻子有染。然而吉诺比利就是无可挑剔的。
[–]Warriors StayMe7on 11 points 13 hours ago
Manu's scandals were on-court
勇士球迷：吉诺比利的丑闻在场内。
[–][SAS] David Robinson cromulent_weasel 5 points 11 hours ago
That bat had a family!
马刺球迷：那只蝙蝠也是有家人的！
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[–]Knicks bruiserbrody45 138 points 11 hours ago
Infidelity in pro sports is not really newsworthy anymore. Most athletes have arrangements and it's not like newspapers that rely on access to athletes are going to start outing aspects of athletes personal lives that dont really mean anything to the public.
尼克斯球迷：职业体育里，出轨这事儿其实还真没啥新闻价值了。大多数运动员都能处理好，那些靠内线消息生存的纸媒又不会去挖掘运动员私生活的其他方面，毕竟这对老百姓来说又不算啥事儿。
[–]IWasBornSoYoung 14 points 8 hours ago
I think it would be pretty newsworthy. Maybe not for low tier players but players that are decently well known I think it'd be well reported.
Demar's dad died and that got wide coverage, KD's brother died, Pop's wife, etc. News seems to still report on off court personal life affairs frequently.
But LeBron? If he was caught having an affair it'd be news reporting not seen since 9/11
我觉得私生活还是很有新闻价值的。或许那些路人甲球员不值得报道，可是那些形象正面的知名球星还是很值得报道的。
德罗赞的父亲去世的时候媒体就广泛报道，还有阿杜的兄弟、波波的妻子等等。媒体关于球星们场外私生活中的风流韵事的报道还是很频繁的。
可是詹姆斯呢？如果他真被人抓住啥不检点行为，那将成为911之后的媒体第一大爆点。
[–]Wizards Underscore_Guru 66 points 9 hours ago
Wasn't there that NBA player that revealed his team mates infidelity on Snapchat/Instagram a couple years ago.
奇才球迷：几年前不是有某个球员在社媒上泄露了队友的出轨行为么。
[–]Bulls FaceWithAName 121 points 9 hours ago
Swaggy P being a piece of crap And D Russ put him on blast for it
公牛球迷：尼克-杨惨的一批，把他往火坑里推的是拉塞尔。
[–]Timberwolves yaniniwaa 51 points 9 hours ago
And for some reason was the only one to suffer from it. I do not like that mentality at all
森林狼球迷：也不知咋的，居然只有尼克-杨一个人挨骂。这种逻辑我真是欣赏不来。
[–][BOS] Jayson Tatum yeingstein 5 points 9 hours ago
Its because the person Swaggy P cheated on was famous
凯尔特人球迷：因为尼克-杨背叛的那个人很出名。
[–]Bulls FaceWithAName 105 points 9 hours ago
People more upset about the snitch then the dude cheating on his girl.
公牛球迷：比起出轨的那个人，其实大家更烦那个告密的。
[–]29daysuntiltacos 905 points 11 hours ago
Dirk stayed pretty clean throughout his career as well
诺维茨基整个职业生涯也是蛮干净的。
[–]Celtics davemoedee 281 points 8 hours ago
Dirk had the fiance drama.
凯尔特人球迷：德克之前那个未婚妻（职业骗子）忘了啊？
[–]Pelicans lsspam 221 points 11 hours ago*
Shaq never did either. He liked drama (either stirring it up himself or dipping his toes in other peoples) though so it just feels like a bunch of shit went down during his career.
鹈鹕球迷：奥尼尔也没啥丑闻的。不过他是个戏精，所以就给人造成一种他整个职业生涯都屁事儿不断的一种错觉。
[–]Knicks JacksonDWalter 7 points 14 hours ago
John Stockton didn't have any off court scandals either if I can recall correctly. He played in the NBA from 1984-2003 (19 seasons) and made the playoffs every single season of his career.
尼克斯球迷：要是我没记错的话，斯托克顿也是没啥场外丑闻的。他从1984年打到2003年都在NBA打，职业生涯每个赛季都进了季后赛。
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